Home Cosmetic Science Talk Formulating General Off Topic Weekend funny….best mommy-bloggerism of February.

  • Weekend funny….best mommy-bloggerism of February.

    Posted by graillotion on February 10, 2024 at 4:51 pm

    I try to help on a beginner forum, so spend a lot of time reading comments….that are just roll on the floor funny. After regaining my composure….I had to share this one, as it was one of the best I had seen in a few weeks.

    So, one beginner was sharing her formula which came out to say… 320 grams. Another beginner sternly reprimanded her for her formula not being a multiple of 100. You know…because everyone knows you cannot calculate percentages, unless the total volume is a multiple of 100.


    OMG…if I had started collecting these comedy bits earlier….I would probably be about ready to publish my book by now. πŸ˜‰

    graillotion replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago 4 Members · 6 Replies
  • 6 Replies
  • PhilGeis

    February 11, 2024 at 5:19 am

    Makes sense!!

  • Trytryagain

    February 13, 2024 at 11:24 am

    That’s pretty funny, I missed that one πŸ˜„

    The worst one I saw, which I WISH I would have missed - the one wondering if she should start making a vulva balm 😧 πŸ™„ it was posted before February though

    • KMRCSMiami

      February 13, 2024 at 12:18 pm

      During the pandemic I received several R&D requests for that and targeting other intimate areas. Now not so much.

      We’re in an era where there are balms, lotions and sprays for every body part πŸ˜… and yet we wonder why consumerism is so high. You have brands pushing that every part of your body requires a separate product, each “pH balanced” to the target area.

  • graillotion

    February 13, 2024 at 5:44 pm

    Ok…. that mommy bloggerism…just got WAY topped for the month… Check out this one (see bold):

    You got me (mostly thinking and planning, but a modest beginning, as well) into DIY and, in the process, I’ve come across articles about DMAE. It seems one must be extremely aware how much they use (recommended not more than 1%) and what other ingredients it is mixed with. If uncertain, anyone attempting a DIY project including DMAE should contact a professional; such as Lotioncrafters.

    OMG…. I can’t stop laughing.

    • Trytryagain

      February 14, 2024 at 7:26 pm

      Heheheβ€¦πŸ˜‚ yes the repackers will be thrilled to help with that

      • graillotion

        February 14, 2024 at 9:31 pm

        Not only has a re-packer never been able to answer a question for me…. I can’t even get them to understand the question, as science is so foreign to them. They are not even aware of the arena the question comes from. πŸ˜‰

        One time I got ahold of the owner….after the customer care jockeys kept telling me there GMS was 100% monostearate, (which of course it wasn’t, it was 40%) and the owner was able to tell be the mono content. The balance of the team had never even heard of di and tri stearates.

        • This reply was modified 2 weeks, 4 days ago by  Graillotion.
        • This reply was modified 2 weeks, 4 days ago by  Graillotion.

Log in to reply.