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New cosmetic trends for 2023 and beyond
Hello friends!
Walking back home, a fruit seller was offering papayas free of carbides :# (true story). That’s when it hit me!…I decided to predict new trends for the cosmetic industry. Here are some proposals:
1) keep on taking chemical terms and turning them into something completely different (like what happened with “organic”):
- Ziegler-Natta (a new method to naturally harvest polymers in the lab)
- Chromatography (a new way of socioeconomic segmentation, without sounding offensive or snobish)
- Amphoteric (when you have mood swings)
- Aufbau (when you don’t remember your wife’s birthday and anniversary, and use some mnemotechnics to remember)2) all products should be coloured (inclusive)….because having white bulks is kinda racist.
3) I’ll stretch the “free of” claims to the limit whith these new additions:
- free of added acids
- free of added alkalis
- free of condensation products
- free of redox-reactions products
- free of aldehydes (because it doesn’t sound like a word)
- free of esters (because it sounds like a woman’s name)
- free of ketones (because it sounds like a kidney stone)
- free of alcohols (both the happy ones, and the boring ones)
- free of synthetic ingredients not made with passion
- free of lamellar phases
- free of HLB (that one I vote for!)You can jump in if you want. Hopefuly, these proposals would reach Mintel or Euromonitor so they hire me, and I can finally start making good money.
Cheers….and merry new christmas!!!
(ever wondered why merry and marry sound so similar, having completely opposite meanings and mood?)
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